> This Conversation's Been Taking Too Long, Let's See What Happened To Dani
Dani: NO NO NO NO NO NO
> Uh Oh
Dani: FUCK!
> Assess The Damage
Great! You just wanted to play some cool games with your friends but NOOOOOO! Apparently that’s too much! Ugh piece of trash… Now you’ll have to replace some stuff. You’ll have to scour through your cramped ass house to find a new cpu chip, and a spare stick of RAM.
> Let's Get A Move On Then!
Right! The faster you finish, the faster you can speedrun!
> CRUNCH
> ...Fuck
What was that doing outsi-.....you're going to have to replace that too, aren't you?...
Well, let's see what we can find.
We’ll have to look through the living room first, that’s where you keep the stuff you buy off of Brazil and-
FUCK!!!
> Oh My God
This certainly doesn’t seem to be your day. Usually these thin cardboard boxes don’t fall on you immediately.
> Back To The Grind
That’s right! You got a game to grind! So to the living room it is!
Uh.. you’ll start in the packing peanuts
> JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
An amazing idea! I mean there aren’t many negative repercussions of doing this anyways, who know’s what you’ll…
> ...Huh...
Find…. That was awfully convenient. Weird.
> Look For The Ram Stick
Your living room is more or less a storage room, a cramped one at that. It’s where you keep unreleased merch, packages and anything else you’ll need. Usually you just throw the packages in a pile and open them at the end of the week, seems you’ve missed one.
> Open It!
Hmm...
Oh! You forgot you ordered this, a limited edition Batman comic you fought some sweat bag online for. It was one of your favourites too, Batman the Killing Joke. It’s an acquired taste, but hey! It’s a good comic, sure Barbara gets paralyzed and Gordon’s taken hostage but the reveal of the Red Hood- not Jason Todd of course, he’s one of the best robins; but the joker’s origins revealed! It’s hands down one of your favourites.
> Save It For Later!
Right. You still have work to do, you need the extra stick of RAM and the computer fan…. But where could it be?
> Check Another Box
Oh. you forgot you got this.
Ugh, you tried to make lore with him once and he completely bailed on you! You had to ditch your entire stream plan and everything and then have WILBUR come save your ass and now he thinks he can just do that everytime! And on top of THAT HE…..
> ...Oh..
......
> ...Moving On..
Okay so he’s okayish, ugh.
What would you do to survive?
Page 12. Act 2.
btw me and the team definitely know how computers work and definitely were not randomly saying words to sound smart
for non-homestucks: dani is using an inventory system to store items!
again, the team doesnt support dream/dream team and the dsmp bits are silly funny joke
- teeth, 2023