> Back to the Boys

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AS: whats up moss man :]

IM: hi dani!

IM: i think i can count as a man of moss

IM: so, hi again

AS: okay i have a lot of questions but first

AS: whats the frogs name

IM: harrison

AS: sick

AS: :]

IM: :]

AS: i also wanted to ask cause youre like cool and shit

AS: you know isla?

IM: i think so

IM: she’s the one that does music and stuff right??

AS: yeah yeah

IM: i know her kinda

IM: that stuff’s pretty neat

IM: you should let her know i think that stuff is cool, cause i always admire people doing whatever they want

IM: it’s pretty awesome

AS: ill let her know

IM: thank you

IM: what were you asking?

AS: if you wanted to play like

AS: sims on x games mode with us

IM: what is that

AS: are you in or not

IM: yeah, i guess so

IM: i’m not home right now i’m at a friend’s house!

IM: wait can i invite my friend to play?

AS: i mean

AS: you know what fuck it yeah sure whatevs we needed another person anywayz

IM: cool

AS: cool

IM: :]

AS: :]

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Finn: whhwhat the fuck

Finn: WHAHWATS THE FUCKK

The oh so annoying Isla Becket. You hate her with a passion. She’s always getting into Twitter drama regarding you and your very important TikTok career, and now she’s attempting to claim best friend status with Marty. MARTY. YOUR best friend.


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WT: ltieiraly telle me wha the f uck this is

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MD: Hello?

MD: Did you get copy striked for trying to make a thirst trap to my music again? If so that’s not my fault

WT: r u evn lookin @ the thin i just sent 2 u

WT: y r u evn tryin to like

WT: idk come on to my friend???

WT: like wtf thats not very straight fire of u

MD: Am I in the motherfucking twilight zone???

MD: Marty? The swamp dude?

MD: Didn’t know you two were together like that

WT: WE R NOT

WT: i am not gay and ive never been gay

WT: thats like

WT: not me

WT: read the fuckin screenshot again or r u dumb wtf

WT: thats literally MY best friend

WT: n i dont appreciate u flirtin w him on my tl

WT: hes like clueless n stuff he doesnt kno wut hes doin

WT: dont b like

WT: creepy ew

MD: You’re literally sitting here telling me not to be creepy when you’re the one texting people who talk to your friend and get all territorial or some shit

WT: HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET

WT: its like

WT: bro code 2 protect him ok

WT: ya call me weird or w/e when im bein a good prsn 🙄

MD: You’re like a helicopter parent ew

MD: Listen dumbass I don’t see how its any of your business but i’d appreciate it if your head could see past your own asshole

MD: that may be asking a bit much for you


> Think About Girls

Ohhhhhhhh my GOD. Why are girls so mean all the time………You know it’s kinda hot the more you think about it. Man……Girls are so hot.


WT: idk wut that evn means but

WT: just stay tf away from marty dude

WT: hes chill n ur like

WT: not

WT: ur unchill

WT: unchill as cold lasagna

WT: wait

WT: hot lasagna

WT: wait

WT: ur hot

WT: WAIT

MD: And here you were worried about me coming onto Marty

MD: Watch yourself there pal

WT: U KNO WUT I MEANT OK

WT: the opposite of chill is literally like

WT: warm

WT: or hot

WT: I JUST

WT: U KNOW WUT I MEANT DONT BE A FUCKIGN BITCH

MD: I’m bein’ a bitch?

MD: This conversations been entirely civil

MD: Could even call it “friendly”😏😏😏

WT: tf does that mean

WT: friendly?????

WT: r u on crack cocaine

WT: also u cant just use those emojis u gotta use em w flavour wtf

MD: You can’t just call me hot without taking me on a date first, but here we are

WT: Y R U INSISTING I CALLED U HOT

WT: i never did ur literally just makin stuff up now 2 avoid the subject

WT: STOP TALKIN TO MARTY

WT: also y wuld i evn take u on a date ew wtf

WT: 🤢🤢🤢

MD: Bet Marty would

MD: I’ll go ask

WT: no!!!

MD: On my way

WT: NO!!!!!!!!

MD: Oh swamp boy

WT: NOO!!!!!!

MD: Swamp boy my beloved, here I come

WT: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MD: We’re gonna go to hooters

WT: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

MD: I’ll get him the mozza sticks

WT: if we ever meet face 2 face in prsn

WT: im gon give u a waterbottle

MD: That’s kind of you for once

WT: n its gon b filled w paint water

WT: n ur gonna drink it so

WT: have fun drinkin paint water

WT: bitch

MD: Well, now you’ve just told me your plans

MD: So, No. I don’t think I will be drinking paint water

WT: damnit

WT: well

WT: ur a fuckin bitch

WT: take that

WT: N LEAVE MARTY ALONE!!!!!!!!

MD: No thanks, I’ll keep doing what I’m doing

MD: And one day I will bring your sweet sweet Marty to hooters

MD: We will eat sticks together

MD: And you won’t be invited

WT: i fuckin hate u

WT: fuck u

MD: Fuck you too prick

WT: 🖕

MD: Right back at ya bud 🖕

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